fuckyeahzarry:

niallhoranhug:

IM DEAD OMG

excuse me what

• boy: girls are so lucky they dont need to shave their faces or have boners.
• girl : shaving legs , shaving arms , waxing , plucking , periods , cramps, pregnancy, giving birth ,makeup , shut the fuck up.

microxcuts:

• girl: i'm having vagina surgery
• boyfriend: i know
• girl: i love you
• boyfriend: i love you too
• after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
• girl: where is my boyfriend
• dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
• girl: what

(Source: katopiate)

carlygayjepsen:

my friends never believe me when i say i cry at concerts

and then they go to a concert with me